once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
(via orgasm)
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
this has a great deal of accuracy though
(Source: megaman2, via im-not-very-clever)
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
(via itsmeskirvyy)
remember that one episode of 6Teen where all the girls were on their periods at the same time
and caitlin was a homicidal maniac that hated everything
and jen was cramping and willingly in the penalty box
and nicki was crying and eating chocolate
and they had to buy tampons and so they sent caitlin to the register
and the boys were so confused and thought the girls had gone insane
yeah, i remember that episode too
(via jesussbabymomma)
